Preadolescent predator

[Couch Potatoe]

a boy who belives in getting girls while they are ripe (15 and younger). he goes to parties and gets preadolescents drunk so he can get to know them better his mottos include no need to break out the [mower] if the grass hasnt started growing and no grass on the lawn? go around back and [play in the mud] and its much better to [spread the seed] where the seeds havnt sprouted yet