Internet disorder

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In·ter·net dis·or·der,
n.

Any psychological disorder whose root pathological cause lies in exposure to certain aspects of the Internet. These include, but are not limited to:

·Google Amnesia;

·[Hyperlink ADD] (HADD);

·[Forum Schizophrenia]; and

·[Internet Fuckwad Syndrome] (IFS).

Treatment of such disorders may ultimately require the removal of the patient from the Internet - the main vector of Internet Pathogens.