Accountant

[Luis Fok]

One who is skilled in, keeps, or adjusts, accounts; an
officer in a public office, who has charge of the accounts.

[Becky]

Someone whos [obviously] [making] [more than] you

[Dave Paprocki]

An incredibly [clever] person who [earns] [too much] money each year

[Merna]

A person whose job is to keep or inspect financial accounts.

[Tina]

Someone who [ditches] [a major] for a different [major].

[Donald Trump]

An accountant is a certified financial professional who performs functions such as audits or financial statement analysis according to prescribed methods.

[Monty]

An extremely dull person, devoid of all personality. Stereotypically will wear [a grey] suit, drive a grey car and have [grey skin]. All accountants are balding by 25 years of age and have repulsive [coffee breath]. Spending a day in an accountants can bring on depression in an instant.

[Marquetta]

The chosen occupation of the dullest people you will ever know. [Enticed] to this career solely by the [prospect] of financial gain and security, yet not brave enough to advance to the somewhat more respectable and risky (yet at least.. more exciting) field of [finance], a person who chose to be an accountant is a boring syncophantic moron (see: tool) who essentially decided to do the most boring job in the world because he or she was scared of committing to anything else.

[Luis Fok]

[easy ass] major. made for those who dont like or cant study. You see those kids partying their way through college and getting knocked up/STDs/wasted every night? Chances are they are [an accountant]. Or a just a [psychology major].

[Jason Yan]

Accountant in Figure Skating. The official who collates the judges marks and deals with the placing of competitors.