Kleptomaniac

[Jason Yan]

A Kleptomaniac is a person who is afflicted with Kleptomania, a compulsion to repeatedly steal worthless items, such as keychains and small fruit.
It is unclear whether it is due to depression, or people who are seeking more control of their life, but there are very few cases where diagnosed kleptomaniacs have stolen expensive items along the lines of jewelry and automobiles.

[Julene]

a muthafucka that just cant seem to keep their hands of of other peoples shyt. For example, a person who goes into [Wal*Mart] and just has the [urgency] to open a pack of permanent markers just to steal the red and green ones, or the crazy ass classmate that walks by and blatantly takes your [brand spankin] new lead pencil off of your desk.

[Gregory]

A bastard who [steals] [your shit] and doesnt think twice about it, a very [compulsive] retard

[Dianne]

Someone who cannot resist taking a [souvenir] from every new place he/she visits. It can be something as simple as a pen of lollipop from a bank, ranging to a pair of [wangster] shorts belonging to a boy from another team at a track/[cross country] meet. Kleptomaniacs are known to make up codenames for stolen items and their owners. also for excessive giggling.

[Tracie Lynn]

someone with a very strong wish to steal that they cannot control, usually considered to be a type of mental illness: