Tunny

[Sarah]

Any one of several species of large oceanic fishes belonging tothe Mackerel family, especially the common or great tunny (Orcynus orAlbacora thynnus) native of the Mediterranean Sea and the AtlanticOcean. It sometimes weighs a thousand pounds or more, and isextensively caught in the Mediterranean. On the American coast it iscalled horse mackerel. See Illust. of Horse mackerel, under Horse.[Written also thynny.]

[Sarah]

A Tunny is a male or female (whatever they feel like being that morning) that is a natural ginger with cute freckles. Tunnies are usually artists, bronies, and demon possums. Tunnies are a rare breed, and usually only reside in New Mexico, but are also spotted quite frequently on Tumblr.

[Sarah]

Tuna is unavailable within 50 miles of [Newcastle], however there is a delicious alternative with a similar name:

Tunny

Tunny is often purchased in the smartprice or value variety by [Geordies] who love it for the following reasons:

1. It's cheap.
2. It’s fishy.