Twelve

[Sarah]

Twelve is multiple things, hours on a clock, number of a dozen, months in a year, the number of steps needed to summon satan to earth, and the age of most cod players. Twelve is an awesome number.

[Sarah]

I should be twelve.

I like [girls], just don't expect me to say it out loud.

I hate 'em too - very loudly.

I didn't mean to, somebody pushed me!

[School] days are way too looooong.

Weekends are way too short and not enough of 'em.

Is it Lunch yet?

Who taped thumb tacks to my chair seat?!?

I wanna drive it!

But I want one with a motor on it!

Where's the food?

OK, the can's open. Now what?

They are not from K Mart!

Hey! You ever played with a Harry Potter Broomstick? No, I mean played with one.

Do I gotta do math today?

Who cares who was President in 1841?!? He's dead ya know!

Oh, wow! Stephanie's bending over! Nnnnniiiiiicccccceeeee!

I don't think I'll ever be old enough to get away with that.

If the doctor puts his hand under boys' balls and says to cough, what does he do to girls, grab their tits and say to fart?

[Sarah]

MUCH higher than I can count; I don't even have enough fingers to do that one.

[Sarah]

an age that I and many people will never let down. also happens to be the age of some of the most fucking annoying kids on the planet.

[Dave Paprocki]

a number, after eleven and before thirteen. anything else is classified as a regional colloquialism.

[Vania]

Twelve, The Almighty Adversary. Often fought, rarely vanquished, Twelve is large and singular at the same time. Twelve, one ..two, comin atcha. Unghh!

[Dianne]

The Age I hated. Its when hormones are kicking in and you start junior high and all the drama starts. You Want to be treated older but every one treats you like a baby. but you are sooo close to being a teen you cant stand it. You secretly want sex but no one knows it because they, again, think you are a baby. Again, HATED it.

[Monty]

A [12 inch] piece of [vinyl].

The records club [DJs] usually play.

[Julene]

The act of [wheelieing] a motorcycle until the tail touches the ground. Named for the front [wheel] being at twelve o [clock]

[Merna]

Equivalent to the product of three and four; two more than ten; 12.