Pre-fondler

[Sarah]

One who has no yet [fondled]; an awkward [teenage syndrome] which occurs before [the boobies] have been touched. Typically characterized by overexcitement, eagerness, and pre-mature....happiness.
Pre-fondlers typically awkwardly creep on women and have heinous dance moves. They are alarmed and overeager when a female of any age, race, or physical stature shows them any attention and tend to brag about it.