Politics
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Poli: Many
Tic(k)s: Bloodsucking creatures.
= Many bloodsucking creatures.
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The science of government; that part of ethics which has
to do with the regulation and government of a nation or state, the
preservation of its safety, peace, and prosperity, the defense of its
existence and rights against foreign control or conquest, the
augmentation of its strength and resources, and the protection of its
citizens in their rights, with the preservation and improvement of
their morals. -
The activities associated with the governance of a country or area, especially the debate between parties having power.
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The art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly,and [applying] [the wrong] [remedies]
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Promoting [the lies] of a [particular] [group].
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Derived from the root word [poly] meaning many and [ticks] meaning bloodsucking [insects].
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life in only two dimensions
its when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all [of lifes] most complex issues...
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both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like its never ever wrong and this works to [tug] at the heart strings of [soccer moms] and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies -
Democrats: [Whales] can fly
Republicans: [Giraffes] are purple
normal person: what the fuck?
[brainwashed] citizen: If you dont even vote then you dont have any right to talk about politics -
The [altruistic] art of lifting about half of the money from each of our wallets every year and spending it with [prudence], enlightenment and efficiency.
40% of our fellow adults are gleefully satisfied with the benevolent outcomes of this arrangement. You know this because when it’s [election day], they don’t vote. -
Showbusiness for [the ugly]. [Honestly], how many attractive [politicians] are there?
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The profession of lying.
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[Politics] is often a [touchy] subject because often people having differing political views - sometimes [radical] views - however, this doesent mean you should insult others views (as insane as they may be).
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Politics is the process of making decisions for groups. Politics if often a word used when referring to governments. It is one of the main causes of death in the world.
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