Timbers

[Kit]

A wanky American soccer team from the Scummiest city in the United States, Portland, Oregon. MOST well known for the more-than-lame supporters group the Timbers Army (TA for short). The Timbers were brought into the MLS in 2011, where they didnt [make the playoffs], didnt win any cups, and actually lost a cup (the [Cascadia] Cup) to their most hated (and better) rivals, [Seattle Sounders FC]. Theyre also the holder of the self-proclaimed Soccer City USA title. Probably should have a better team if youre going to call yourself that.

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