Landshark
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The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.
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a [policing] nickname for a police dog, usually of a [German Shepherd] or a [Belgian Malinois] type due to their large teeth and tendency to bit people.
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noun - someone who [bites] on or uses a lot of teeth while administering oral sex to their partner.
verb - the act of getting your dick [bitten] during [a blow] job.
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[a shark] thats on [land].
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The state of being way to [epic], [brutal], [legit], or un-pwnable. Typically a baby eater or one who eats babies
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[Po Po], [The Fuzz], [Jakes], 5-0, PIGS, COPS
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A sexual position in which a woman stands naked with her [front up] [against a wall] and a man with a gigantic boner runs from across the room and [rams] himself into her.
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A man that cruises [bars] and looks for [innocent] women to use for his [amusement] while he drinks Landshark beer.
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