Newton

[Sonia]

Massachusetts town for which [Nabisco]® s classic fruit-filled cookie is named. [The Fig Newton]® celebrated its 100th anniversary in 1991; Nabisco® built a giant oven especially for the occasion to bake the worlds largest cookie, over one city block long. Considering that Newton is a very Jewish burg, it does seem rather whacked that any corporation would build a giant oven there.

The Fig Newton® was almost named the Fig [Brockton], after another Boston suburb.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

1. A Newton (N) is a unit of force equal to 1 ([kilogram])(meter)/(second)^2. . . . NOT the way Jordan has written it. Without the ^2, you get mass*velocity, which is equal to momentum, not force. Named for [Sir Isaac Newton].

2. A 17th century scientist credited for inventing calculus and discovering various principles of physics (e.g., gravity, 3 laws of motion, [optics]).

[Greta]

[Salty bitch] that has the body [shape of] a [bowling ball] on sticks

[Tina]

A [metric] unit of Force, formally written as (kilograms)([meters])/(seconds)

A 17th century scientist who pioneered Physics and [Calculus].

A cookie that is, in reality, fruit and cake

[Britney]

When [you beat] off while taking a shit, while timing it so you drop a huge [log] right as you [spurt], causing an equal but opposite reaction.

[Luis Fok]

[Sir Isaac Newton] was one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. [Isaac Newton] explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion and [gravitation]. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them

[Vania]

[Newton, Iowa] used to be known for two things: [Maytag] and meth. Maytag moved to Mexico.
Oh, the glory of trailer parks and rundown houses with cars that cost more than 10 years rent parked in the front yard. For entertainment, one can drive up and down the main street to show off your ridiculous spoiler and ground effects. Or, if youd rather spend your last on a 40 oz. rather than gas, you can watch the retard parade cruise by over and over while hanging out in the corner of the [Hy-Vee] parking lot...or, if you are feeling classy, you can [rock it] with the lovely and classy folk of the downtown square area. Baby on hip and beer in the hand? Youll fit right in!
Of course, no mid-sized Iowa town in complete without the pretentious sub-divisions surrounding the meth-rot filled downtown. THOSE folk know how to party AND become sports stars! Old washed-up football player? Newton is the perfect place to brainwash your child into believing [high school sports] are life, pumping him full of PCP, and watching him lead the Cardinals to state!

[Jessica]

a town outside of Boston, MA. lots of snobby jewish princesses and toolish mushes. jews/irish/italian and maybe [a little chinese]. A mighty fine place to buy weed. Every high school grade down to the freshmen has at least a handful of weed dealers in it. reportedly, there has been sightings of white widow, [white rhino], sour deisel, [blueberry kush], purple kush. Yes, all of those strains. my circle of friends has never smoked anything less than headies. Thats how we role.

[Cami]

[boring] [town] in [Massachusetts].

[Sarah]

The SI unit of force. It is equal to the force that would give a mass of one kilogram an acceleration of one metre per second per second, and is equivalent to 100,000 dynes.

[Ernesto]

a unit used to measure force, equal to the force that moves a mass of one kilogram one metre in one second