Earthen mother

[Couch Potatoe]

One who is constantly preoccupied in the quest to flails hands in raver-like motion... FIND HERSELF. An [earthen mothers] hair often resembles a nest of rhododendrons. They often wear... [BURLAP]. They have a sickening amount of respect for the environment and often protest to such things as radioactive waste dumps in... YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK. Their arms are covered in serpentine [bangles]. The snare drum is their closest companion in life. It doesnt judge them. Overall, they tend to resemble a trumpet. If named Kara, it must be pronounced KAHHH-RA. Using microwaves is punishable by death. Meditation among the butterflies is a required practice. SNAGGLETOOTH.