The kingfisher

[Rihanna]

A sexual position in which the male stands on the females back and leans over the top of her head to bite her eyebrows. The male then moves his head vigorously back and forth as he holds onto her eyebrows with his teeth. This can be repeated as necessary until an orgasm is induced.
*Note: may also be a male
**The female must [absolutely not] be the king in this position. Women must always be the fish. An attempt to [violate] this will result in immediate [castration].