Cursive

[Sarah]

The single greatest lie perpetrated on grade school children since the Atomic bomb-proof Spelling Book of the [Cold War]. Cursive is generally forced upon students during 4th, 5th, and 6th grade. Their teachers tell them that all the middle and high school teachers won't give credit for homework that isn't written in it. In reality, nobody gives a fuck about cursive, and if you use cursive you just seem like a [prick]/[bitch], depending on gender.

[Sarah]

A totally useless ancient form of writing used to promote elementary teacher laziness and the 8 hour school day.

[Sarah]

The style of handwriting required by the CollegeBoard on the SAT Certification Statement, which is officially the most difficult part of the SAT.

[Sarah]

if i say this is an [emo] band, a lot of people will be turned off, but really it's allll fucking emo.

Tim Kasher is brilliant though, and they make great music. I have The Ugly Organ and Domestica and they are definitely some of my favorite CDs.

Tim Kasher used to be in a band with another person who is one of my favorites: [Conor Oberst] of Bright Eyes. They used to be in Commander Venus or something. They're good friends. If you like Cursive, you might like Bright Eyes.

[Sarah]

the fucking greatness.

Tim Kasher's genius.

[Sarah]

A form of writing. People who write in cursive include:
0.01% people who learned cursive before print
4.99% girls who think it looks cute
95% pretentious pricks who think cursive makes them look smarter

[Sarah]

a AWSOME , kick ass band. The record label is saddle creek and they rock my socks.

[Sarah]

awesome fuckin band..everyone should own Domestica

[Sarah]

hardcore, awesome, and BA

[Sonia]

verrrrry [good band].

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Written with the characters joined.

[Gregory]

Cursive writing is written with rounded letters that are joined together.