Smackered

[Michiko]

When one has consumed [large nay] enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to [suck out] all the water the UK has to offer or 3: Cupping/[kneading] the left breast of a complete stranger claiming Its totally fine it wasnt saggy.