Heafing

[Dave Paprocki]

Heafing is a sophisticated form of digital media [bullshitting] for the 21st century.
It is typified by the liberal [smattering] of phrases into sentences such as media ecology, suite of tools, curated content, bespoke network and intersection of technology in order to create the facade of all-knowingness.
Heafers have an [over-inflated] opinion of their own importance and tend to dress like teenagers well into their 30s.