Cupboarding

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The art of [cupboarding] aka [wardrobing] ;
In the event of a [mate] pulling a girl, the cupboarder will recieve notification of the couples ETA, then promptly strip, conceal themselves in the wardrobe of the mate and wait for the couples arrival. At some crucial moment, with physical activity fully underway, the mate signals for the cupboarder to make their presence felt.
Consequence i) girl gets pissed off and leaves
Consequence ii) Cupboarder is gladly recieved. [Cupboarding] is a success! Hooray!