Hakimism
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Also known as the Ero Religion for the Naruto fans, it started in the year 2008 created due to the inspiration of Hakimy.
The one and only God of [Hakimism] is, ironically, Hakimy. Now known as the Blue Pirate King, Hakimy never stopped being a pervert. His perversion is an inspiration to all of his followers.
well known and faithful followers OF Hakimism:
[Daina] - The queen of Hakimism. Hakimy made her his wife with the help of the [caveman style] sex.
Notice: She can read minds. Beware the nosebleeds!
Amateratsu - avid consumer of yaoi, has more that one screws missing; she blames the aliens; also has gained the nickname 106 and Tsunade
Gerikayra - a dream name; has a vampire and yaoi obsession
[Tishy] - the perfect blond; big boobs = happiness; the master of ramirez; yaoi yuri = bliss
[Joana] - bearer of both a blessing and a curse: the great thing; the priestess of [hakimism]; in love with cats and absinthe; also known as [Mojo Jojo], the evil monkey
Slim - the playboy with no face; a member of [team ASS]; likes to strip when drunk
Uncle Ramirez - Has a thing for the snake game; he keeps saying hes a good boy; eats industrial quantities of pie
Kris - Well known pedophile; currently MIA, probably in China getting illegal porn
Shinigami - Otaku [beyond redemption]; has unsolved issues; yuri enthusiast; priest of hakimism; has a single neuron, that yodels 24/7
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