Cicada
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Any species of the genus Cicada. They are large hemipterousinsects, with nearly transparent wings. The male makes a shrill soundby pecular organs in the under side of the abdomen, consisting of apair of stretched membranes, acted upon by powerful muscles. A notedAmerican species (C. septendecim) is called the seventeen yearlocust. Another common species is the dogday cicada.
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Cicada is a multi-powder, ground from the finest Milo beans from the forests of Bangalore. It is available in all good Supermarkets, Service Stations and Coffee making facilities.
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Cicada, due to it's immense popularity has become a cheap addiction of many members of society, with the Cicada Research Development Team (CRDT)TM attempting to increase it's addictive properties but up to 66% in the near future.
Deemed by some as a 'miracle drug', Cicada can:
- increases shoe size for men, and decreases it for women
- attack cellulite
- assists you with getting an erection (males mainly), whilst being a cheaper alternative to viagra
- improves dexterity for quicker sms replies
- reduce Telstra txts to half a cent
- can assist with poker skills, fraud and using clown suits
- reduces heartburn whilst increasing ur attractiveness by 46%
- pumps enough blood to both your head and your penis (males mainly)
- increases ur pickup lines success rate by 134%
- gets red wine out of white shirts, or lipstick
- answers the door to annoying Jehovah’s witnesses for you!
- be used as an alternative for petrol
With the assistance of fair trade policies, globalisation and panda bears, Cicada is looking to expand it's operations worldwide within the next 8 to 12 days
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An insect who comes out once every 17 years to get some poon-tang. Loud and ugly. Dies shortly after gettin' some.
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The insect that can produce the worst sound ever. They are however, notorious for being poor flyers.
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a delicious delicacy often violently wasted and killed by rude people, when they could feed the hungry.
very good in brownies ;-)
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Male member of intellectualwhores forums who lost his [virginity] to a [stripper] when he got way too [drunk]. CLAIMS he doesn't remember. Note that he also lost a ,200 lighter (probably at the [club]), and had the indecency to tell the [bouncer] that it was 'worth more than his monthly salary'. It is unexpected that he will ever see that lighter again, but since he is a rich person, he'll just waste money on another. No big deal.
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an internet message boards legend.
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A locust-type insect quite common in the southern United States. Some species do [hibernate] for seventeen years, but not all. They produce a very loud screeching sound somewhat similar to the sound of [crickets] but much more irritating. They typically are around all summer. They are terribly clumsy [fliers]; Ive had several fly into my head.
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A large homopterous insect with long transparent wings, found chiefly in warm countries. The male cicada makes a loud, shrill droning noise by vibrating two membranes on its abdomen.
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[crickets] [that go] [eEEEeeeeEEE]
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