Jughead

[Little_Girl]

One of the best, if not THE best character, of the Archie comic series. Jughead Jones has an insatiable appetite, and refuses to get a girlfriend, although he has on occasion fallen for female companions. Has the ability to walk with his eyes closed, and actually causes intense distress to do otherwise. Best friends with Archie Andrews.

[Sommer]

(n) A person who acts below normal intelligence

[Gregory]

The best... Or one of the best characters in the Archie comics. He is always hungry in the comics, and never want to settle for a girl. However in the hit show Riverdale, comic is a sexy beast played by Cole Sprouce who is dating Betty Cooper. In the show he is also antisocial, and hates Paris and lets very few people in his life after a tough childhood.

[Luis Fok]

Someone who has a gigantic skull but has the intelligence of a two year old. A jughead typically resembles Sloth from The Goonies.

[Michiko]

(n.) an unconsciously ill-mannered, low-brow individual; earthy, to a fault.

[Jason Yan]

Heroin addict

[Julian]

Noun. A penis whose [crown] is larger in [girth] than the rest of its shaft [circumference].