Eugene
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A cringeworthy individual who is known for his school shooting activities and can usually be found wearing a trench coat and/or a fedora.
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Known to be a total faggot. You can spot him in the city looking at the little kids or shooting up small schools. He is known to wear trench coats and, he carries a dildo in his left back pocket.
He is also known to like Pokemon, dragon ball z, and any type of wax product. Be aware for his book bag. Eugene will most likely be carrying around a pistol. -
a guy with a ridiculously small penis.
he likes to take it up the ass without rubbers from guys with 10 inch dicks. after they all finish inside him, he rubs off their excess cum and lets it drip on his chin.
he drinks lots of soy milk in hopes of one day growing tits. -
[Eugene]
Eugene(s) can only be described by the following: wears fedora , is very cringe worthy, sports a neck-beard, fat,skinny young, old,etc.
Eugene(s) always tries to pick girls up but instead fails every single time.
He might take drastic radical actions to get a female to have sexual intercourse with him(them), even if sexual harassment or rape is the only option!
He also tries to infiltrate the comment section on Birdmans YouTube Channel, but will always be caught and roasted by the 36 year old Birdman himself!
Beware of Eugene! -
(via Birdman on YouTube) A species in which they are not socially accepted. They usually die as virgins and/or while shooting up the school.
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The weird kid who sits in the front of the class and you want to say hi to everyday so youre not a victim of the shooting when Eugene reaches in the backpack for more than 10 seconds. Eugene is known for having no style, no sense of humor, still deals Pokemon cards in 2016 and has an extremely small penis. The female version of the Eugene a.k.a Eugena is the exact same, except usually portrayed as a feminist.
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A person who is not accepted in society, usually wears a [trench coat] and a [fedora] and [shoots up schools] while also trying to touch girls.
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[Eugene]
Eugene(s) can only be described by the following: wears fedora , is very cringe worthy, sports a neck-beard, fat,skinny young, old,etc.
Eugene(s) always tries to pick girls up but instead fails every single time.
He might take drastic radical actions to get a female to have sexual intercourse with him(them), even if sexual harassment or rape is the only option!
He also tries to infiltrate the comment section on Birdmans YouTube Channel, but will always be caught and roasted by the 36 year old Birdman himself!
Beware of Eugene! -
A city in west central Oregon, on the Willamette River, home to the University of Oregon; population 150,104 (est. 2008).
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[A Eugene] is often characterized as someone who is cringe-worthy, wears a fedora, cheap polo shirt, [Trenchcoat], and a bowl haircut. Eugenes are not good with women, often times performing dance routines or committing [sexual assault]. In their natural habitat Eugenes think it is okay to shoot others. Eugenes often suffer from mental disorders and do not see what they do as wrong. Beware of Eugenes at all time when they reach into there [bookbag] to pull out a AK or other Gun. Be prepared to call emergency services and intitate a [Code Eugene] if you see [a Eugene] acting suspicious reaching into his backpack. Some [Eugenes] even believe that if you are a legal adult but you feel 5 years old , that it is okay to hang with 5 year old girls. You can find Eugenes in their natural habitat at your local school sitting at a table with rejecA Eugene is often characterized as someone who is cringe-worthy, wears a fedora, cheap polo shirt, Trenchcoat, and a bowl haircut. Eugenes are not good with women, often times performing dance routines or committing sexual assault. In their natural habitat Eugenes think it is okay to shoot others. Eugenes often suffer from mental disorders and do not see what they do as wrong. Beware of Eugenes at all time when they reach into there bookbag to pull out a AK or other Gun. Be prepared to call emergency services and intitate a Code Eugene if you see a Eugene acting suspicious reaching into his backpack.
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Bio
Eugene is a [cringe worthy] individual mostly known for his white knight activities where he tries to get female approval at expense of his own dignity also known for his school shooting activities his failed woman hunting missions and most notably for being weird and too nice to woman. Eugenes are physically weak and cant stand up for themselves so they wil usually go to the gym and try to befriend a Alpha Male in order to try and look cool to females but this mostly results in them failing. Eugenes will mostly get bullied and taken advantage of for being dumb. stay away cause sooner or later eugenes will try to get the master prestige rank
Appearance
can usually be found wearing a fedora they also wear glasses, cheap clothes and expensive [big shoes] that look lame. Eugenes will also have a fucked haircut
Classification Level
Beyond Beta Male
Known [Missions]
*[Kiss close] accomplished
*Mating Season failed
*[Fadora] Song accomplished
*Getting her Phone number failed
*[School Shootings] accomplished/failed
*Kidnapping Birdman failed
*Help her Pay collage accomplished
*Help her buy shoes accomplished
*Egirls donations accomplished
Rules
*When Eugene reaches into his backpack you know its time to run.
*Never interact with [a eugene].
*Never befriend or have a connection with a eugene even if you feel bad for them.
*Just leave them be cause if bothered they might add you to the list
Research done by Dr Apex
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