Jonah

[Sarah]

a cool ass mutha fucka.
likes to have a good time all day, every day.
a person who pretty rad, but can be a dumbass at times.

[Sarah]

a sexy guy who loves to have sex and has a giant penis and is amazing having sex all the girls want to fuck his brains out and he loves it

[Sarah]

A great, amazing guy who always seems to make your day no matter what. No matter how far away he may be, the connection is still there. He is easy to love and to forgive, good looking and sweet. Can be a little slutty at times. Every girl loves a Jonah.He is perfect.

[Sarah]

The most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you. The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.The one that is indescribable

[Sarah]

really awesome and intelligent with beautiful blue eyes and brown hair. Really hot and attractive.
Just a simply perfect guy.

[Sarah]

The name Jonah comes from the ancient Hebrew word meaning Dove. The white dove is a symbol of peace. A white dove carrying an olive branch or twig is a symbol of extending the hand of friendship and offering to make peace.
Therefore the name Jonah or a Jonah is actually traditionally referring to a bringer of peace . The story of Jonah appears in the Bible, it is a story about a man who undergoes deep personal transformation and learns to put others before himself. The story has been misinterpreted by some who did not understand the deeper moral to the story of Jonah , causing a misuse of the name in some colloquial contexts. Modern people generally do not observe negative definitions and the name has become popular again in the 21sr century.

[Couch Potatoe]

A savage sagittarius whom is pleased by only the dankest and spiciest memes and only listens to real music like the song Take On MeOf by A-ha

[Magaret]

Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when youre down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says [some random] shit. Also has very good [dance moves] 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘[A great guy] to talk to about anything thats on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.

[Sonia]

A normally shy and [introverted] person who keeps his feeling locked inside, and you never really see much interesting about him until you try to get to know him, and when he trusts you, he WON’T shut up. Jonah is the kind of guy who loves memes and [funny stuff] in general. He always mixes up words or doesn’t think ahead of time before he speaks, usually ending up in a weird [jumble] of words. He is also extremely clumsy.

[Jason Yan]

(in the Bible) a Hebrew minor prophet. He was called by God to preach in Nineveh, but disobeyed and attempted to escape by sea; in a storm he was thrown overboard as a bringer of bad luck and swallowed by a great fish, only to be saved and finally succeed in his mission.

[Jason Yan]

Jonah is a wonderful and a truely [perfect person]. Though he may seem out going, he is a very calm and introvertive person when with the person he truly loves. He is a very loyal and sweet person to be with. He isnt afraid [to be honest] and is very mature around his [elders]. He wont leave you alone if you are upset or mad at him or others. He cares so much about the person he loves and will do anything to keep them safe and loved. He is a soft person towards his family but isnt afraid to fight for the people he loves. He wont hesitate to stand up against someone if they hurt their friends or loved ones.