Back door braggart

[Jessica]

n. A person who states a problem that they have with [the express] intention of letting everyone know how awesome they think they are, revealing their [douche baggery] to all.
v. [Back Door] Bragging: The act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves.
effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.