Guillotine

[Dave Paprocki]

a prank when you are over a friends house, and you call his girlfriend and tell her he wants a blowjob, then hide in the closet. when she is sucking his cock, you jump out of the closet naked and surprise her, causing her to bite down on your friends dick.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

v. to hide a boner putting your penis in the natural/straight-up position. The penis log is well hidden and unnoticed, but the head exceeds the part where your belt fits...if someone lifts your shirt, theyll see your head saying hi

[Rihanna]

A sexual position involving two females and one male participant. The two females spread legs and meet vagina-to-vagina (also known as [scissoring]) and the male inserts his penis into the center; so named the guillotine because his head gets cutoff by the scissors.

[Jason Yan]

The act of squatting over ones anus and lowering your scrotum into the open orifice. Your partner then proceeds to clench their anus closed once the testicles are inserted. Thus, simulating the function of the well known, French guillotine. The anus is the blade and the semen is the blood after said artificial execution.

[Tanya Shivari]

A submission often seen in no-gi bjj or MMA; also great for self-defence.

[Donald Trump]

An unpleasant scenario in which a guy zips his fly up too quickly after urinating, thereby catching the head of the penis with the zipper.

See also: [penis fly trap]

[Raeanne Dimick]

When a girl lays on her stomach and you slap your dick on the back of her neck.

[Rihanna]

V. or N.
During the course of fellatio, the forceful but willing removal of ones phallic tip, usually running simultaneously with male climax. The action is initiated through an upward thrust to fellaters lower jaw, causing the abrupt closure of the mandible, severing the penile head from the base.

[Raeanne Dimick]

Pronounced: QWUILLINATINAY. A contraption for slicing things, like bananas or heads.

[Sonia]

A good [old-fashioned] [democratic] tradition that the West has [forsaken] for far too long.

[Justin Bieber]

A very old French invention, typically with a large wooden frame, and a very sharp [slate] of metal attached to a rope. The person being executed is then laid down in position, [the rope] is pulled and they are [decapitated].

[Zipporah Schumaker]

A beautiful device used to [behead] tens of thousands of revolutionary scum during [the French Revolution] and the reign of daddy [Maxamilien Robespierre].

[Luis Fok]

a device, invented in France, consisting of a sharp blade in a tall frame, used in the past for killing criminals by cutting off their heads: