Prayer

[Tanya Shivari]

A form of birth control, though highly ineffective.

[Marquetta]

To do nothing and still think youre helping.

[Merna]

a technique practiced moments before u r gonna be in [deep shit]

[Gregory]

prayer, n.
The resulting comination of desperation and superstition used by those without the mental capacity to think their own way through something.

[Agnes]

The arrogant belief that Gods plans are so unimportant, he will change them just for you.

[Kai]

(n). Best known [placebo] known to mankind.

[Sonia]

The means of communication between the created and Creator.

[Couch Potatoe]

Much needed talking with God.

[Monty]

P equals PLAN, a premeditated process you perform. Not random luck you wish for at the last minute.R equals REALISTIC , something that goes along with the laws of nature rather than defies them.A equals AND...Y equals YAHWISTIC or in accordance with Yahweh, loving. E equals EVENTUAL rather than instantaneous... And R equals RESULT which is the cumulative effect of the process.

[Julene]

A solemn request for help or expression of thanks addressed to God or another deity.

[Kai]

The most [hypocritical] way to claim helping someone without taking any risk while some others risk their lives to save Him/Her, after what you [thanks GOD] that is Yourself,both having done nothing useful, and not the ones that make the [rescue].

[Hina Muqadas]

When an [atheist] talks to him/herself.