Guyote

[Couch Potatoe]

Male who prefers to feed only when the object appears in some way [helpless] (e.g. - recently [dumped] from a [long term relationship], intoxicated, or asleep).

[Sonia]

A [manther], but ten years older. Guy [coyote] = [guyote]. Usually hunt alone, preferring small, easily attainable game. May resort to scavenging if desperate. Are often difficult to remove from populated areas. Commonly attracted to, but easily intimidated by cougars.