Cantaloupe

[Sarah]

a large round fruit, with a gray, bumby rind and a delicious orange interior

[Dave Paprocki]

A person prone to ill-advised behavior; a dumbass, a moron.

[Donald Trump]

A sexy game (usually in public restrooms) involving 2 lesbians, a straight girl, tennis racquets, and Listerine.

[Raeanne Dimick]

A cantaloupe has a rough grey skin on the outside, but reveals tender juicy flesh in the middle. The mildly sweet and juicy flavor of cantaloupe makes it a perfect fruit. Cantaloupes are also commonly known as muskmelons, mush melons, rock melons and Persian melons. They really are a natural phenomenon.

[Tanya Shivari]

To not be funny

To Be a terrible friend
To have a no sense of humor

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A round, green and orange fruit. Many people believe that it resembles a [vagina].

[Sarah]

when a couple cant elope and get married; when you cant run away and get married.
(cant-elope)
Ha Ha Ha

[Rihanna]

A made up word for a rockmelon. However, some Victorians and Western Australians may try to convince you otherwise. They should be ridiculed for their stupidity and shunned from society.

[Donald Trump]

orange, c-shaped fruit.

[Britney]

Word used when [hiking] to [warn] your fellow hikers to stop talking about [goat sex] because strangers are approaching.

[Becky]

Someone who is not where he/she should be in life. Looks VERY young. If a teacher, flirts with people, including students ([AHHHHH]! SO ILLEGAL!!!!) A [very attractive] [fruit].

[Merna]

A small round melon of a variety with orange flesh and ribbed skin.