Boles

[Sarah]

The most badass, awesome, tough, scary, insane, jealous, great, moody, loud, non-sensitive, sexually hungry beast.

He is very caring for those close to him, but say one word to him and he will kick your ass.

Seriously.

Don't mess with this mother fucker.

[Rihanna]

The result of an over-inflated ego of a middle-aged, pasty man-child with a tendancy to wear baggy skater shorts and tee-shirts bearing 80s vintage video game and third-rate sci-fi movie art in a failed attempt to retain what was a painful and lonely youth. These men are prone to sweating profusely and tying their oily, [thinning] hair into what they call a man-bun.
SYNONYMS: Sissy-Mary, [Nancy-Boy], Cock-Knocking [Flaming Douche]

[Little_Girl]

What you call someone when theyre being a [moron] and needs to be said in a [mexican] [accent].

[Tanya Shivari]

the trunk of a tree