Harbor hog

[Merna]

Local female from Belfast Maine who hangs out at the lookout and under the bridge with the [warf] rats. Easily recognizable by the large stature and scent of [Allens Coffee Brandy] and [Whole Milk]. Usualy known to be moraly loose and lose wait rapidly once they discover injectible opiates

[Marquetta]

Harbor hog - noun

An overweight [human female] searching for [gratis] sex from inebriated patrons with impaired vision in [second rate] bars, particularly dives in quaint seaside towns and villages along coastal Maine.