Brookside school

[Zipporah Schumaker]

[Brookside school] is known as the school of white kids. Our population is 99.9% white and .1% black. We have a one of a kind principle, he is balled but luckily has a great taste in ties. The Girls are flat hoes but still are quite manegable. Our sports teams are crap but the chess club gets a clap. Luckily our students get sent off to [Northern Highlands] known as the [Rits] Carlton of the east coast. But we cant lie everyone strives to follow the school motto, you better get an STD before the SAT.