History

[Tanya Shivari]

1)A helpful course, usually taught in [school], where students learn that Hitler was bad and jackshit else.

2. What you must frequently erase to hide your [porn] tracks.

[Hina Muqadas]

The events of the past, filtered through the minds of the present.

[Oralee]

What repeats itself over and over and over again.

[Tina]

Events that occured in the past.

[Kai]

The study of the past. History is often used to mean historical knowledge when in reality history is the process of researching the past using the available evidence, cross referencing and establishing historical knowledge.
Historians argue about whose interpretation is most valid. These debates often last decades and are only resolved when either one sides research is shown to be of poor quality, or when new evidence comes to light proving one interpretation more valid.
Postmodernists argue that history is rubbish because they reckon that it impossible to understand al the motivations of the creator of the surce material which history uses to forge historical knowledge. Theyre wrong.

[Tina]

1. A pretty decent class where you can learn about anything ranging from the Egyptians to the Rennaissance to World War II, and much more.

2. A channel on TV that basically shows about 10% real history and the rest utter bullshit.

3. Something that overprotective parents check to see if you are looking at porn or something innocent like neopets or Wikipedia.

[Merna]

the past

[Marquetta]

An argument for the cause of the present.
The study of man’s previous disasters, taught to ensure that future generations will never make the embarrassing mistake of repeating them, but will instead set about making new and even more complicated blunders.
The study of catastrophic events and the assholes that caused them. While preparing for an historical exam, one should note that any individual mentioned in the assigned textbook who was responsible for the death of at least a quarter of a million people, is probably worth mentioning on the test.

[Vania]

1 everything that happened in the [past], more specially since [humans] learned to write.
2 everything that got written down and was accepted as the history by some elite or another.
3 the field of study of 1 and 2. Discusses all kinds of explanations of what happened.
4 a [school] subject devoted almost exclusively to 2.

[Kit]

A list of the Internet addresses one has visited in the past, which has a strange [tendency] to [disappear] when one views [inappropriate] sites.