Johannes
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A Portuguese gold coin of the value of eight dollars, namedfrom the figure of King John which it bears;- often contracted intojoe; as, a joe, or a half joe.
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Originated from the Hebrew Jahwe, meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.
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Pretty much the best guy you'll ever find. He's insanely talented, beautiful, and strong. He'll always be there at your side no matter what kind of hell he has to go through to get there. He's your best friend, no matter what, and you can talk with him about anything and everything. You'll always laugh together, through the highs and the lows. If you've got a Johannes, keep him around. He's worth it every time.
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Johannes is a very outgoing, funny, good looking and self confident person. He always says what’s on his mind.
He’s also a really good friend and can give [good advice].
It’s hard for Johannes to open up to people and talk about deep things, so if you have him as a friend treat him well and be [lenient]. Sometimes he needs somebody who’s listening to his problems, so [take a seat] and give him good advice.
If you’re on a party you always see girls checking him out. But he has a girlfriend, of course! If you get lucky enough to have a Johannes as a friend, don’t let him go. He’s extremely easy to upset but also comes down really fast. He gives the best hugs! If you get the chance to hug him you may instantly fall in love with him. -
Crazy Nazi faggot. Consistently pulls out .45s in class and pops students he doesnt like. He then proceeds to make the Jewish kids (if there are any left) clean up [the brain] matter. [Sips tea] and [hails] Hitler daily.
Refers to students as bitches and dirty Jews.
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This can also be a name for girls! [Johannes] may look quiet and shy at first but if you befriend her your life would probably be shining with [rows] of rainbows and [weirdness]. But if you like or have a crush on her, just go and ask her if she likes you too. Also she is smart, hot, kind, generous and the girl who would always be there for you(Also not a plastic friend). So gurl snap snap be like [JOHANNES]!
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[Cool guy] who is definitely not writing this to [get rid of] all [the bad] definitions
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The [dumbest] idiot ever. He thinks hes the coolest fckboy, but [irl] hes a [fcking] whore dipsht. He has no friends and thinks the world revolves around him. He only has around two friends, that dont like him at all, but feel sorry for him as hes so stupid. Seriously, I dont get how someone can be so dumb. He follows the one girl after school, [bake] disgusting [sht] for her, blames sht on her when things dont go his way, stalks the girl, admires and jerks off to the girl and many more.
Idiot, I hope you see this. Ew, you disgusting, pathetic shtface.
[P.s] you dont have any abs or muscles. You just have [flabs] and rolls.
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