Anacoluthonic irrigation

[Agnes]

A literary technique used by writers too lazy to learn narrative skill, or even proper sentence construction. A practitioner employs it by flushing his brain of the longest coil of vaguely related ideas he can manage to squeeze out, then [dumping it] on a page with no coherent structure—often, without any punctuation at all.
This [fetid] [stream of consciousness] all too frequently bypasses the editorial treatment plant, instead spilling directly into the Sea of Literature, where swimmers caught in the noxious tide experience recurring, involuntary thoughts all broadly equivalent to Why am I reading this?!