Belgian binoculars

[Julian]

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the [bottocks] to [pat down] the [steaming pile of shit], the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.