Folkie

[Gregory]

A singer, player, or fan of folk music.

[Magaret]

A [folk] singer or musician.

One who is an [enthusiast] of [folk music].

[Agnes]

A fan of [twangy] acoustic guitar and [banjo music], not a fan of things like shaving and the letter g. A [folkies] idea of a good time is getting so drunk they piss themselves, followed by a night of rollicking about in a rusty pickup truck listening to their twangy music, tossing spent beer bottles out their window while swerving all over the road and running over [mailboxes]. At some point, they may stop the truck to roll around in the hay with their cousin, if you know what I mean. When finally arriving home, the [folkie] parks their truck in the front yard, leaves the door open, falls out, attempts to light a cigarette but misses, igniting half of their gnarly beard and causing a riot among the lice that inhabit it. The folkie calls it a day by falling asleep rolling around in a pile of his own puke. Folkies truly are the scum of the earth.