Lexicographer

[Sarah]

The author or compiler of a lexicon or dictionary.Every other author may aspire to praise; the lexicographer can onlyhope to escape reproach; and even this negative recompense has beenyet granted to very few. Johnson.

[Sarah]

One who writes dictionary definitions (or, in the case of this site, definitions and opinions).

[Sarah]

someone who writes a dictionary and shit

[Sarah]

lEX-see-cALL-ghra-FER

A harmless drudge.

[Sarah]

-really smart people who actually know what they're saying when they say it (unlike the rest of the world)
-elves that work at the BCD
-resident experts on just about everything you need to know
-the people you want to call as phone

[Lanell]

a person whose job is to write dictionaries