Telford
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Designating, or pert. to, a road pavement having a surface ofsmall stone rolled hard and smooth, distinguished from macadam roadby its firm foundation of large stones with fragments of stone wedgedtightly, in the interstices; as, telford pavement, road, etc.
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a town with a average of 150 thousand people living there in the west midlands of england. many newspaper reports called it the chav capital of the world but there is hundreds of emos around aswell outside the telford courts. a very up-coming town that is always being developed every day. if you walk through certain parts of the town like woodside, randlay, dawley, malinslee and many more and look the wron way at a bunch of chavs you are likley to get stabbed!!
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Telford was developed in the 1970s as a 'New Town'.
Keen not to repeat all the errors that made other new towns such dreary crime ridden dumps, such as Milton Keynes or Stevenage, Telford Development Corporation came up with some new and refreshing mistakes all of their own, making Telford possible the biggest planning disaster in the whole UK.
In addition to being the chav capital of the UK, it has the world's largest Primark store, the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the solar system and has only about 30% of the population in employment. These are all Polish.
It does have some good features. Every year without fail it wins the league table of 'The Most Godless City In The World' (True) having lowest rate of Christian Church attendance in the known universe, even beating Tehran.
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A very small town.
yet seems to have the highest teen pregnancy rate in the whole of Europe.
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A New Town in Shropshire England.
Unemployed: 180,000, all of which are alcoholic or on drugs of some kind.
Employed: 20,000, most of which work for Social Services or the Job Centre.
Adult mentality is that of the average cocker spaniel, have little aspirations in life apart from which house is next on their rob -
Supossed to be a new
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Student accommodation of loughborough university, most well known for its sub standard living conditions and unfunny, unsociable inhabitants.
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A town in the west midlands full of drugged up freaks and paedophiles. All
Places like woodside, malinslee, dawley, randlay and many more are full of chavs that will rob 3 pound to get a pack of fags.
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