Weirs

[Tina]

A pair of very short shorts worn by a male in the style of Grateful Dead guitarist Bobby Weir. Preferably with Ranger Rick style pockets on the side, but plain khaki will suffice. Normally attired during the summer months and accompanied with a tank top.

[Sommer]

1. Bob Saget and Charlie Sheens [love child]. Thinks of himself as James Dean or Clint Eastwood but, in reality, he’s more like [Skippy] from Family Ties.

2. Commonly referred to as [Pigboy]”. Pulls everyone in a 30 foot radius to the ‘dark’ side.

3. One who moans when eating. Would swear he’s making love to his food.

[Dorothey Allen]

a wall built under the water across a river, over which the water flows from one level to another in a controlled way