Crucified

[Sarah]

Trying a new skateboard trick, and your skateboard manages to land on the tip of its tail vertically, and you fall directly on top of it, possibly preventing you from ever having children.

[Ernesto]

ben debens word used soley when taking about how badly something was done (i.e how badly a car got hit with a snowball)

[Marquetta]

A total [dickface] who sucks a lot of [asshole] in his sparetime. He has been recently spotted sucking the [chode] of a [cumdumpster] named [Felorin].

[Jason Yan]

A rapper that is too stupidly fast that all you hear is daravazagarabaz biggity biggity bao bop bop biwa fasldf;kj sae

[Gregory]

An [Item] or object that is beyond repairable or [badly] [damaged]

[Dave Paprocki]

past simple and past participle of crucify