Logging

[Justin Bieber]

The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a persons shoulder. To achieve total logging efficiency, one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.

[Jessica]

The activity or business of felling trees and cutting and preparing the timber.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

When you do a [massive turd] and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father [to son]. As made famous in the episode of south park [reverse cow girl]