Serbian

[Justin Bieber]

you know you are Serbian when...

you are strangely taller than all your friends

2.you know that you are misunderstood by like the entire world

You say opa when you really mean to say yay

You can write in two different ways

you are the only person on the entire planet that suffers from the epidemic called promaja...a.k.a extreme wind paranoia

u go swimming in rivers that your American friends call gross or unswimmable...but you do it anyway cus thats how you roll

7.your best friend is a Russian

you are strangely attracted to boys that can kolo or boys that can break

your checkbones are wider than everyone elses

10.you hang out with your Greek friend nd attack suspicous Turkish-looking people from across the street with your squirt gun

If you laugh at your own hilarious jokes that noone else gets

you go to Finland and people think that you are African

Ana Ivanovic is your idol

futbol means war

you think its strange that your Croation nighbors say bog (god) as a greeting

your parents say your gonna die if you dont go to a good school

you are nocturnal

you kiss more than an Italian

When you always have to compare prices with everything at the store.

you know where to go for a fun,hot and CHEAP night life that wouldnt make you broke

you can shake sta toja mama gave ya

you can make a pita

you have an urge to help out people who have never skiied before

you invite your two friends over and cook enough food for an entire army...then when you serve them food and they say its enough you quickly give them more and say ohh just a little bit more!

you know how to feed your guests

you are always carpooling or inviting guests over when they dont know where to go

you can never get lost even if they put u in a village in the center of Romania

you know the real way to spell Belgrade

When you use your entire wage to buy something for someone who invited you for lunch

when people ask do you know that guy with the accordian?

when its your way or the highway

If you own a frula

you go to the beach and you end up flashing everyone at the end...

if you have a beach house in montenegro

the boys dont neccessarily know what exactly you are but they cant stop staring...

when your friends joke about drinking alcohol you say OK!!!...but you really mean it...

When you jump on people and they yell im getting mobbed by a Serbian even though that usually wouldnt happen...

37.If you are the only white person on the court that can play basketball

Ako razumes sta kasem!

[Luis Fok]

The Southern Slavic language of the Serbs, almost identical to Croatian but written in the Cyrillic alphabet.

[Dorothey Allen]

belonging to or relating to Serbia, its people, or its language