Squid

[Sarah]

A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in extreem

[Sarah]

An extremely rare animal with a short lifespan. Usually a new sport bike enthusiast with the reasoning of a lunatic, whom you might see thrashing on an R1 wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee.
When found lying motionless on the pavement, this creature transforms itself into a stream of blood, exposed flesh, and broken limbs. Hence the squid moniker.
Stupid
Quick
Underdressed
Imminently
Dead

[Sarah]

a US Navy Sailor. derogatory

[Sarah]

'Squid' is a contraction of Squirrelly

[Sarah]

One who buys an R1 as their first bike, and logs onto a non-stunting sportbike forum asking how to wheelie said bike.

[Sarah]

v. 'to squid'. A sexual technique whereby immediately prior to the male's ejaculation the female's parent, boyfriend or other threat enters the room. The male then turns to face the intruder, ejaculating onto them, thereby creating a distraction and allowing an expedient getaway. From the method by which squid spray ink at predators to ease escape.

[Sarah]

Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.

[Sarah]

(v) To diarrhea in a pool, resembling the projectile ink a squid shoots.

[Sarah]

A inexperienced motorcyclist riding a exceptionally powerful bike (usually a sport bike of sorts). This person is sometimes clad in lowtop shoes, with no socks, cargo shorts, wife beater, and a bimbo on the back. These Squids are pack creatures, and have to try to prove their alpha to the others in the pack by pulling [Wheelies],[

[Greta]

if you have ever seen the show Rocket Power, Squid was the kid with glasses who always took the safe way out of every situation. He went to bed early and never did anything that he wasnt supposed to. Squid reffers to someone who pussys out on everything, even if its fun. the verb tense would be squidding.

[Oralee]

a sea creature with a long body and ten arms situated around the mouth, or this animal eaten as food