Crunch

[Renato]

A person with such an overwhelming personality, it sucks the energy out of their peers.

[Luis Fok]

The specific name for the Camden [Munch], in London. Run and attended by fetishists/ rubberists/ kinksters of the finest order.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

v. crunched, crunch•ing, crunch•es
v. tr.

To crush, grind, or tread noisily while taking a [Dump].
The act of taking a huge [shit]
Slang. To perform operations on; manipulate or process (numerical, mathematical or fecal data).

v. intr.

To move feces with a crushing sound.
To produce or emit a crushing sound during the act of shitting.

n.

A modified sit-up position having a smaller range of motion that reduces back strain and strengthens the abdominal muscles when pushing out [shit].

[Julian]

The BEST candy bar made by Nestle.
It comes in a variety of favors like Buncha Crunch, White Crunch, Mini-Crunch, and the divine original Crunch.

[Tina]

When someone seems attractive from a far away distance or from the side, but when you look at them from the front or at a closer view, you realize they are in fact hideous. Derived from that moment when you go to step on a leaf thinking its crunchy, but it doesnt crunch when you step on it. When used as an adjective, the proper word form is crunchy, as crunch is the noun form.

[Justin Bieber]

When you eat a women out during your lunch break - You have cunt for lunch.

[Renato]

A cross between a crotch and a cunt.

[Ernesto]

It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.

[Julian]

Crush (a hard or brittle foodstuff) with the teeth, making a loud but muffled grinding sound.

[Cami]

Another meaning for Cocaine. Or can be the action of doing cocaine. You can call your friend whoever does the most Crunchie Christ.