Moose
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A large cervine mammal (Alces machlis, or A. Americanus),native of the Northern United States and Canada. The adult male isabout as large as a horse, and has very large, palmate antlers. Itclosely resembles the European elk, and by many zoölogists isconsidered the same species. See Elk. Moose bird (Zoöl.), the Canadajayor whisky jack. See Whisky jack.-- Moose deer. Same as Moose.-- Moose yard (Zoöl.), a locality where moose, in winter, herdtogether in a forest to feed and for mutual protection.
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An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.
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Jared Padalecki
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the coolest animal EVER.
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The best game ever. You hit someone on the arm, while screaming MOOOOOSE really loud. For best results, continue screaming until they either:
a)Get scared and run away
b)Smack you
c)Stare mildly at you
Either way, it's most definitely the best game ever. If you've never played it, you suck. You suck anyway. You disguist me. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! -
(n) An affectionate term to describe someone socially inept (or at least awkward). Moose tend to have specialized knowledge on some geeky topic, such as star wars, dnd, star trek, lord of the rings, etc. Drama and art majors tend to be moose. Acts of moosery are possible from anyone whether they are a moose generally or not, as long as they miss some conversational subtlety and fall on their face in an attempt to make a joke. Moose tend to have trouble getting dates, because moosery is not as celebrated in this society as it ought to be.
(origin) From the movie Stay with Ewan McGregor.
(adj) moose. can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who is a moose. -
Affectionate nickname for a well-endowed friend.
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Most frequently describes an unattractive person. Also used as a general soft insult.
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one who has a huge dick
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One of the coolest (and strangest) animals ever. I also dont know what the plural is! Meese?! Mooses?! Moosi?!
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a type of large deer with large, flat horns and a long nose that lives in the forests of North America, northern Europe, and Asia
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