Folsom

[Britney]

the most awfully stereotypical american town ever. a suburban hell where rich white kids pretend to be ghetto and create fake drama to add interest to their otherwise dull lives.

[Tina]

A Sacramento suburb. Residing teens (many of whom are middle and upper-middle class) enjoy complaining about it and saying how awful and boring it is even though it is neither awful nor any more boring than other towns.

[PussyCat]

A much-maligned [burb] of [Sacramento]. It is the locale of the [Folsom State Prison], which, contrary to a [daffynition] written by a prospective [inmate] from [Hellay], is not named [Pelican Bay].

A location in New Mexico near which the [Folsom Man] and [Folsom Point] were discovered. The man lived during an [ice age], and the [point] is considered to be the most advanced [stone age] spear point ever discovered.

A community in [Louisiana] from which a [serial] [arsonist] waged a campaign of at least 70 [arson]s.

[Becky]

Bullshit excuse for a suburbian town, with no places to go.

[Jessica]

A boogie in the butt.

[Couch Potatoe]

A skinny Joint Or cigarette. Definition comes from inmates currently serving time in Folsom state prison, who have small stashes of either marijuana or tobacco and roll skinny or tiny joints.

[Ernesto]

[Wackest] city in the country.

[Renato]

Lame ass town North of Covington. Full of rednecks and wanna be gangstas. Nothing but trailer parks and farms.

[Donald Trump]

[gayest] [city] [in america]

[Mark Zuckerberg]

1.) Used to describe a man who gets married to a woman to [cover up] his own [gayness].

2.) The [receiver] in a relationship, 100% of the time.