Dirking

[Mark Zuckerberg]

To dirk someone, or multiple people. A sort of mildly-threatening dance involving a rigid front leg, and generally a textbook get-em-up. Dirks take many forms, and are indeed unique to the individual.

[Kai]

When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ones actions when they complain, behave immaturely, or whine.

[Kai]

1. Going to a work or school cafeteria to drink free coffee instead of working
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked staff only when you are obviously not staff.

[Tina]

Tired of saying Dirt biking well,

Dirt plus Biking= Dirking

[Dave Paprocki]

To selfishly engage in a romantic, one-sided relationship with a non-compatible partner without long-term intent due to desire for companionship.
Past tense: dirk-ed