Clift
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A semi- erect penis often achieved through excessive grinding on females.
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The term used for the clitoris of a woman who has a gaping, deep vagina. The clitoris of such a woman appears as the top of a cliff overhanging a canyon.
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Company buffoon, nearly always bearing the surname Clift.
Clift cannot carry out the simplest of given tasks without either falling over and hurting himself, getting the job wrong and having a tantrum, or causing chaos or mayhem to others and the surrounding area. Then blaming everybody but himself for the resulting carnage. Also been known to bring down satellites and passing aircraft if he touches any I.T. equipment.
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A real [eejit]. A person of below average intellect.
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Beyond drunk, but before passed out.
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