Chesterfield

[Rihanna]

A town in North-east Derbyshire. George Stevenson, the inventor of the steam engine lived here. Then he died here. Now hes buried here. Good for him, since theres little else to do around town. Although it does boast one of the largest open air markets in the land (so Im led to believe)! This may sound dull to you, but your mother loves it. Also includes more pubs, bars and greasy takeaways than is sensible, and a big bent church. Hurrah.
Also known - by morons - as Chezzie/Chez Vegas. Hilarious.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

(noun) The [Canadian] Term for [Couch] or [Sofa]. Some view it as a more fancy variety of [couch] or [sofa]. Also a single-breasted or double-breasted semifitted overcoat with velvet collar or
a [davenport] usually with upright armrest.

[Sonia]

Town in Derbyshire.
Has a crooked spire, which is due to the devil sitting on it (apparently) or someone who wasnt a virgin getting married there (which is highly likely, girls are quite easy in Chez)
Subways are open til late in the morning.
Has alot of pubs.
Has alot of charity shops.

[Rihanna]

The place that no-one knows about...
its a little town between Nottingham and Manchester... i think.
i live there and i dont even know where it is!

[Merna]

Unfiltered king size cigarette, ultra smooth, ultra tasty, ultra badass. The brand of cigarette smoked by Mr. White in the film Reservoir Dogs

[Sarah]

Someone who is completely clueless when it comes to society. E.g no dress sense, no common sense, no street sense.

[Donald Trump]

Home of the Worlds best football team chesterfield fc.... also home to legendary Parkside school and tris,matt,miller and chalkie

[Ernesto]

Chesterfield is a town in Derbyshire.