Archaeologist

[Dave Paprocki]

A person who studies the past from the material culture left behind by humans.
A popular misconception is that they study fossils or dinosaurs (this is Paleantology)but this is not true. Many male archaeologists have beards, and they are considered as weird from most of the population.

[Justin Bieber]

Someone who gets paid to dig through dead peoples garbage.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A woman that dates much older men not for monetary gain e.g. someone who dusts off old bones.

[Donald Trump]

young men who prey on older ladies. Some refer to them as cougar/puma/jaguar hawks/bait, but that is not the case. Archaeologists like digging through the dusty old things!

[Sonia]

Most commonly found scraping dirt off dinosaur bones, archaeologists are the Girl Guides of social science. Can always be relied upon to carry obscure equipment, which makes them useful in everyday situations and absolutely essential in case of attack by the undead.

[Luis Fok]

A Scientist who digs up fossils and studies them