Jalop

[Zipporah Schumaker]

To smack or attack someone with a penis.

[Little_Girl]

a dumb or goofy person

[Dave Paprocki]

the ability to commit an action, abrasive or discrete, and overwhelm the minds of others.

[Lanell]

v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see [jallop].

[Monty]

Not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish chores faster.

[Oralee]

What Cosmix said

[Sarah]

To lift a person through the sides by gripping with both hands.

[Donald Trump]

Jalop is a term used by the elitist shitheads that read Jalopnik to describe themselves. Jalops have a sheer hatred of SUVs, old Cadillacs, America, and anything mildly luxurious. Jalops think anyone who doesnt drive a Miata or motorcycle should be shot for attempting to own something mildly practical.